Be honest about which part of this you actually enjoy.

You enjoy the comparison table open in a tab at twenty to nine on a Sunday.
You enjoy the confirmation email. You enjoy the page that says out for delivery.
You enjoy the unwrapping, and the smell of the box,
and the person in the photograph on the box, who is you in about nine months.

Every one of those is a real pleasure, honestly obtained.
Not one of them has ever made you breathe hard.

The Book of the Merchant — Arrival 47:5